Just in time for Halloween, Next Door Studios has announced an annual membership offer . To put that into perspective, we’re listing five routine services you probably don’t think twice about that are more expensive than getting off to hot guys.
- A commercial-free Hulu subscription: Guess what? Porn doesn’t have commercials either.
- Apple Music: The only sounds you need to hear are moans and grunts.
- One Blue Apron signature serving: This will definitely feed you more effectively.
- A Headspace meditation account: Who needs a mantra when you can achieve orgasm?
- Underwear Expert: Stop putting on underwear and watch hot guys in (and out) of theirs.