The Gay Goods… Politics. Culture. Freedom. Dick.
“The gay Playboy…” —The Daily Beast
If you’re between the ages of 18 and 80 and like men between the ages of 80 and 18, you’ll love The Gay Goods. If you’re a gay man who wants to keep gay sex as our dirty secret to gain entry into the mainstream—we have very little to offer you. We’re here for contrarians, libertines, and those who like their porn, politics, and culture served with a bit of spice and zero judgment. For those who like their porn taken seriously, their politics taken skeptically, and their culture taken with a twist, The Gay Goods will become a very special favorite.
We’re your guide to life in the modern world and a safe space for dissenting opinions, open and frank discussions, and politics and culture through a gay lens. For those ready to fight cancel culture, for those frustrated that you have to whisper opinions, for those who don’t want to stop reading Harry Potter because of J.K. Rowling—we’re here for you. We all deserve a place to debate. Counterpoint is where we can talk frankly about the modern world, where op-eds from unpopular opinions and contrarians can be published. Where we can call onto the carpet the bad behavior of other publications that purport to serve the gay community but instead keep up a steady drumbeat of sex negativity. Where we walk the walk, without virtue signaling. And where we teach social justice warriors about nuance. If a man in a dress is anti-trans, does that mean so is Mrs. Doubtfire? Counterpoint wants to hear all dissenting opinions, big or small, right or wrong. Once we end communication, we end democracy. And guess who isn’t fighting amongst themselves? Homophobic Republicans.
But we know you can’t fight the forces of fascism 24/7. We all need to blow off steam—and The Gay Goods is your No. 1 source for the latest and hottest in gay porn scenes, stars, and studios. Whether it’s Carnal Media’s new series or classics from the Raging Stallion archives or the next big thing on JustFor.Fans or Flirt4Free, The Goods is the daily destination for casual and serious pervs alike.
And pop culture and comedy fans alike will find something to enjoy with The Sticky Stuff, offering hot takes on pop culture and the people in the news. Whether listing off what Melania Trump would rather do than give a fuck about Christmas or reviewing Tiffany Trump’s speech, enjoy entertainment through the Gay Goods lens. And don’t worry—we only want the Good. So don’t think we’ll be like every other gay site and treat every out celebrity like they’re worth our time. Sorry, Ellen! Go do another apology video or whatever in between terrorizing your staff.
And we’ll never skimp on quality. That’s why we combed the country for the smartest, funniest writers and editors we can find. And we’re pleased to report that you’re going to be in very good hands when it comes to interviews, features, op-eds, fiction, photography, cartoons, and everything in between. What can we say? Even the editors in chief of major arts and entertainment publications are unabashedly unashamed about enjoying porn.
But like Uncle Sam—or was it your Uncle Bobby?—we want you! You’re the missing part of this conversation, and we want to hear your voice! We won’t be for everyone, but then not everyone is for us. Whether you agree with us or don’t, we value your contribution. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Just don’t be a dick while we’re showing you ours.
We’ve got the gay, we’ve got the goods, and god knows we’ve got the guys—now we need you!
The Gay Goods: Kinks welcome.