Oh look, another porn awards show! Two days after Porn Hub announced the nominees for its third annual awards show, Fleshbot announced the nominees for its third annual awards show. Except they were so excited they forgot to spellcheck the nominees’ names. Sorry, Devin Franco—it’s Davin Franco who’s been nominated for Best Body and Best Butt. Better luck in 2021.
Voting is now open in 29 categories encompassing gay, straight, and trans work, and fans can perform their pervhound duties at Fleshbot.com/fleshbot-awards-straight and Fleshbot.com/fleshbot-awards-gay. The awards themselves will be announced December 7—the same day voting closes—and winners will be mailed trophies and a gift box from Fleshbot.
“Fleshbot is excited to launch our 3rd annual fan voting awards show—where only the cream of the crop will come out on top!” said a Fleshbot company rep in the press release. “Come one, come all and join us in voting for the best of the best in 2020!”
Someone at Fleshbot must harbor a passion for Picasso, because the models have been divided into body parts; among the categories are Best Butt, Best Body, and Best Cock. (Presumably the nominees in Performer of the Year have all three.)
Full list of gay nominees below: N.B., we did not spell check their work, so beware!
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