Tired of Stroking Alone, John Duff Is Ready to ‘Give a Fuck’

Duff sings about being DTF while sporting purple silk pajamas, suds, and an impressive six-pack during quarantine.

Poor John Duff. Just a few months after he let men know they’d better eat ass if they wanted to play around, he’s been quarantining alone in a massive house with a pool, jewels, and haute cuisine. Sounds pretty sweet, but a tell-tale pile of used Kleenex belies his fabulous life. He’s tired of jerking off alone and he’s ready to give all his fucks to a man.

At least, that’s his story in the new music video for single “Give a Fuck.”

Until you get that man to throw all your fucks too, John, we have some suggestions for how to keep using up those tissues

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When he was a little boy, Mark's mother set the house on fire. (She was like that.) He'll never forget the look on his father's face as he gathered him up in his arms and raced through the burning building onto the pavement below. And he stood there, shivering in his pajamas, and watched the whole world go up in flames. And when it was all over, he said to himself, "Is that all there is to a fire?"
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