What’s Hotter: Soccer Uniforms or Hung Guys in Suits?

Suited studs or soccer hunks? Which is going to get you off fastest?

I love a guy in any kind of athletic uniform—why is it that they’re designed not just for performance but also to highlight these jocks’s god-given and creatine-soaked attributes? But then again, is there anything more commandingly sexy than a muscle man practically bursting out of his suit? OK, maybe seeing a hung dude going commando, his thick meat straining down the leg of his suit pants. Which is why today I don’t know what to jerk off to first: MenatPlay’s Strip Poker, with Joe Casio and Sir Peter, or the Southern Strokes soccer team compilation? Can I open two windows and hit play simultaneously? (Although the last time I did that I had to buy anew keyboard…)

What are you going to jack to first? Watch trailers for both below!

 

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Tony Bullock is equal parts jock bottom, porn fan, and porn professional. In and out of the industry for the last 15 years, Tony is back for good after discovering the pervy minds at Carnal Media and their new titles, from Gaycest to Boy for Sale. He only uses Vaseline for lube.
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